About Me

Tristan is a creative gallery-commisioned artist who suffers from a severe phobia of clowns


Tristan Kevin Noris is a 30-year-old gallery-commisioned artist who enjoys working on cars, watching sport and podcasting. He is creative and loveable, but can also be very unkind and a bit violent.

He is Spanish who defines himself as straight. He started studying chemistry at college but never finished the course. He is a vegan. He has a severe phobia of clowns

Physically, Tristan is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. He is very short with fair skin, copper hair and brown eyes. He has a mole on the end of his nose.

He grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. After his father died when he was young, he was raised by his mother

He is currently in a relationship with Sandra Tara Carter. Sandra is the same age as him and works as a student.

Tristan has one child with ex-girlfriend Alexandra: Carlos aged 4.

Tristan’s best friend is a gallery-commisioned artist called Jonah Blaese. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with Juanita O’Doherty and Isa Holmes. They enjoy yoga together.